The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw.

Just standing around looking beautiful is so boring, really boring, so boring.

There is a saying that a glass is half empty or half full, depending on how you look at it. Well, we all know that one. But we cannot just say, okay so half full is how we should look at things. No. We have to go even further in our observation and realize that the glass is actually 100 percent full: 50 percent with water and 50 percent with air.

The plural of "anecdote" is not "data."

She's like the woman with a virginia ham under her arm, crying the blues 'cause she has no bread.

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It's when you treat people like freaks that you become one yourself.

It's hard to be a diamond in a rhinestone world.

(uncited)

Never talk when you can nod and never nod when you can wink and never write an e-mail, because it's death. You're giving prosecutors all the evidence we need.

We're wasting valuable drinking time!

(Tinker)

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I'm a Catholic - I can feel guilty about anything.

(Stone)

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Anything will give up its secrets if you love it enough.

(courtesy Celestial Seasonings tea)