Never talk when you can nod and never nod when you can wink and never write an e-mail, because it's death. You're giving prosecutors all the evidence we need.

We're wasting valuable drinking time!

(Tinker)

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I'm a Catholic - I can feel guilty about anything.

(Stone)

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Anything will give up its secrets if you love it enough.

(courtesy Celestial Seasonings tea)

Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.

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You might as well ask Picasso, "Hey, why'd you paint in blue for that period?" when he doesn't really know—except maybe someone gave him a load of blue paint.

The world is wide; no two days are alike, nor even two hours; neither were there ever two leaves of a tree alike since the creation of the world; and the genuine productions of art, like those of nature, are all distinct from one another.

(source: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Wikiquote:Quote_of_the_day/June)

Just keep going. Everybody gets better if they keep at it.

Not even if Hell freezes over and they play The Stanley Cup down there.

(Da Vinci)

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My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.