I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.

I knew her [Doris Day] before she was a virgin.

So little time and so little to do.

I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.'

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.