The landlord: He who signs a lease must pay rent. That's the law.
Max Bialystock: You miserable wretch! How dare you take the last penny out of a poor man's pocket?
The landlord: I have to. I'm a landlord.
Max Bialystock: [to God] Oh, Lord, hear my plea; destroy him! He maketh a blight on the land!
The landlord: [also to God] Don't listen to him; he's crazy.

Leo Bloom: Let's assume, just for the moment, that you are a dishonest man.
Max Bialystock: Assume away.

Max Bialystock: It's practically a love letter to Hitler!
Leo Bloom: This won't run a week.
Max Bialystock: A week?! Are you nuts? This play's gotta close on Page 4!

Max Bialystock: How could this happen? I was so careful. I picked the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did I go right?

Don't be stupid! Be a smartie!
Come and join the Nazi Party!
(sung by Mel Brooks)

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