My father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

Well, we can't stand around here doing nothing, people will think we're workmen.

When I look back, the fondest memory I have is not really of the Goons. It is of a girl called Julia with enormous breasts.

I don't mind dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

(as quoted in Last of the Goons by Bruce Bellingham)